Emily Brout

Emily Brout vibrates her larynx on stage for her band Ludlow Ejacula and attends NYU, where she has been unable to keep a major for more than a semester (but don’t worry, she has an appointment with the career center next thursday). Emily Brout has many interests, but she is often branded as "creative"; Emily knows, however, that she is only creative because she can use that “creativity” as a means to circumnavigate her cognitive limitations and hide behind a veil of absurdity. Emily is also lactose intolerant, but she doesn't believe in lactose intolerance because everyone knows lactose intolerance is just a state of mind - like being cold, or having pneumonia.